Yeah. So, I installed Spore after playing it at a friends house (due to time constraints I literally just managed to get through the cell stage), but I enjoyed it immensely.
However, after.. well, a more detailed and longer playtime, I began to spot some things I didn't like. After creating my planet "Dogmeat" and sitting through some vaguely pointless videos, I was a small animal in a body of what I presume to be water. Woot, I thought. It's yumtime.
OM NOM NOM, I eat some meat that's casually floating around. Haven't actually figured out why yet, but whaddayagonna do?
A few meals later and a quick grab of some shield thingy that apparently contains DNA, and I finally get to bang another little green fishy thingy. A minute later, I'm a black fish of awesomeness with a pair of spikes coming out of it either side of the mouth. I hope the game continues like this, eh?
I kill some much bigger fish hoping to find some more DNS, which, in fairness, I do.. yummy DNA.
It's kinda annoying to get the DNA in the cell age as some of the faster (fish?) are much faster, and.. you have a tendency to get stuck on those stupid jellyfish things. Not entirely sure why they're there, but hey.
I finish collecting 6/6 of the DNA shields, but I wish I could just carry on playing the Cell stage for a while, it's fun, like Feeding Frenzy, which is a barrel of awesome, kids.
Well, I grow a brain - sucks, eh?
Now I have to grow legs, and advance to the next stage. Naturally, I create a standing creature with two fucking huge spikes and a mouth where it's crotch should be. Should have a laugh with this. This is looking good so far. So, I click next after adding the legs, and begin to wait. Spore crashes. This is basically where the review ends, I'll be off outside now to go rent Clear Sky. I'm glad you wasted at least two minutes reading this. Gay, eh? Well, that's happened at least twice when playing Spore for me, so now you're just as annoyed as I am.
Here's one I made when I played a bit later:
